BOLLYWOOD GOOGLES

I think biggest thing which change character of person is one thing and one thing only - that is googles. It has many many names like Sunglass or Shades. I have seen so many people change after wearing googles. Studius boys become Aashiq Awara and Amrita Rao type girls think they are Amrita Arora types. Uncles become naughty at forty and Aunty becomes Didi only.

Even Bollywood stars have too much change in them with googles. Amitabh is desent man. He speaks English too good only. Without google, he look like Reid and Taylor. Good person of Panchkoti mahamani KBC types. But after wearing google, he become bhaiyya types from UP. He become budha hoga tera aap and khaike paan banaras wala type guy.

Without sunglass, Govinda looks like so much cute guy only. He look like pink lips no smoking types guy only. He is kind of guy who can romance with Neelam Kothari type English speaking girl. But after he wear google, he become hadh karni aapne guy. He become coolie no. 1 guy talking cheap stuff with Kader Khan only.

Without shades, Mithun Chakraborty look like desent middle class black complexion guy only. He look like guy who can be clerk or maybe constable only. Girl feel safe with this guy. But after he put on google, he become unsafe guy. He become cheap nariyal pani wala Madraasi guy. He start showing leg and girl run away only.

Without google, even Chunkey Pandey look like insaniyat ka devta. He look like desent Wasim Akram. He look like singing so gaya ye jahan guy in van. But after he wear googles, he become real Chunkey Pandey.



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DelhiBoy Only

And I'm thinking about old IPL season 1. There was one bowler who got hit so much. His nameYo Mahesh. Hahahahaa. What a funny name. Imagine if all people have such name like Hurray Sudhir, Hey Ram Lal,Cheers Raj Pal only!!

Today I find out big news. This news is too much big news only for news channel like Aaj Tak n all. One of contestants of Bigg Boss is fraud and I think it is true 100% only.

The fraud person is Laxmi Narayan Tripathi. He is not hijra or eunuch or clapper n all. He is male with long hairs. He is just despo guy. All his life he try to get girl. He try to stand outside girl college everyday only. He put gel on hairs, fair n lovely on face, no marks n all. But no girl come to him. He feeling more n more more n more despo. So he try n grow his hairs to look like bon voji n all. But when we grow hairs, people get scared and run away.

Then he get idea. With his new look, he say he is page 3 hijra. Earlier guard would throw him out of party now they welcome him. He can hug women now because they think he is sixer only. Then biggest chance of his life come. Bigg Boss 5. Now he able to talk with pretty girl and dance with them only. He hold hand of Vida, hug with Pooja Bedi, touch hand of Mehek, kiss Shonali etc etc. Laxmi Narain Tripathi of village is now hanging out with hottest girls of India. He is on top of world only.

But I know that this cheap guy won't be able control himself only. I know he going to propose some girl. And that girl will slap here. Laxmi Narayan Tripathi will go back as despo guy only.

BIG LOOSERS OF BOLLYWOOD

Who are the three biggest loosers in Bollywood today? Which actor in Bollywood suck too much only? Which actor from Bollywood world take chance from full talent people like me? The answer is big three - Uday Chopra, Vivek Oberoi and Tushar Kapoor.

Chopra is too much great surname for Bollywood only. "Prem naam hain mera" Prem Chopra was great actor and villian. Yash Chopra is most best producer only. His son Aditya has affair with black beauty Rani Mukherjee only but he is good director. BR Chopra made one of Ramayana or Mahabharat I dont remember which one. Priyanka Chopra not paying much tax but she is superstar in female actress only. But with great Chopra surname, Uday Chopra is sucking too much. He made debut on Mohabbatein in year 2000 but he looks so much old then only. He look like freind of Amitabh and not student of SRK. But with approach of father n brother, he got filmfare nomination for best debut. He try so many different movie but all flop flop flop only. Then his father give him Dhoom. His face look like Ali mechanic only so audience like him. He has hit now. But everything else flop flop flop. He is too much looser only.

Second biggest looser is Vivek Oberoi. I dont know his spelling - he change it too much only. Sometimes Vivek, sometimes Viveek, sometimes Vivik Uberoi, or Viveik Ouburoy I dont know. It is too much confusing. I think astrologer making too much fool of him. He make debut in 2002 in RGV movie Company. It is too great role only. He get 2 filmfare award for that movie. Then he go crazy. He think he is Amitabh. His father was wheelpotter in Sharabi movie and his hand was cut. But he think myself superstar only. He give line to Ms India Aishwarya and manage to make freindship with her. But she is Sallu Bhai ex gf. Now Vivek and Sallu bhai have fight and everybody know who will win. Aishwarya also leave Vivek and success also leave. He say "Sorry Sorry" to Sallu bhai but Sallu never forgive anybody. Vivek also become big looser like Prince and Mission Istanbul only.

Last and biggest looser is lipstick man Tushar Kapoor. I think he is little boy only. He is son of watch seller Ravi Kapoor who become Jeetender because name Dharamder was already taken. He make debut in Mujhe kuch kehna hain in 2001. His father dance in white shoes and give him best male debut filmfare award. Tushar also dance too much and become Tusshar with astrologer help. But everybody know he is small boy in big boy world. He try many movie like Shart - the Challenge but can never give hit. His dialog delivery is too bad only. His father dance and say "dont talk in movie". So he become gunga in Golmaal. Like Uday has Dhoom, Tushar has Golmaal. Otherwise both have only family no talent.

I think these three shoud retire from bollywood and let talent like me become next superstar. They can come to Bigg Boss house and make controversy. Or they can spend time with two more looser of old generation - Sanjay Kapoor and Randhir Kapoor.

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DelhiBoy

WHY IS SHAKTI KAPOOR ONLY MALE IN BIGG BOSS 5

Shakti Kapoor is too much cheap guy only. The way he say auuuuu and lolitta is so low class. When he came to Bigg Boss house, Im thinking it will be too much funny seeing him in rope chaddis like Raja Babu. But then woman after woman after woman coming. Im waiting so much for man - so many people say Navjot Sidhu will come but he dont come. Only Shakti is coming. Im thinking why why why. He is such a cheap guy  man only. Where are other men? There are so many model and small actor who want to be part of Bigg Boss house. Why is Colors channel not getting them? Im not sleeping whole night thinking this.

I think this year Bigg Boss is different only. Colors know that normal Bigg Boss cannot get too much audience. This time they putting so many girl to seduce Shakti. Pooja Bedi, Pooja Mishra, Juhi Parmar, Vida, Mahak, Sonali Nagrani etc will wear revealing clothes only. The camera will focus on Shakti face. He will  say "Auuuuuu". He will look at Nihita, Charles Sobhraj wife, and say "Lolittttta".  It will too much fun to torture Shakti.

Then they will make everybody to sleep in same room. Shakti will not get sleep. In his sleep, he will try to hug girls. But when he wake up he will be hugging the half man half woman Laxmi Narain. He will get scared. He will say the dialgoue many actress have told Shakti "Mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do" Laxmi Narain will say the dialgoue Shakti told the actress "Tujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do main kya karoon"

Mandeep Bevli will interview him and humiliate him by calling him cheapest guy in history. Bigg Boss will make Shakti do item number dance with Shradha Sharma and Ragheswari will sing. He will have to do cat walk with Vida. He will have to act like snake and Gulabi Sapera will make him dance. He will tell Laxmi Narain "Aain teli tya maa mal dayi hain? nahin!! To fil taali tyon nahi bajati?"


He will have to get into wrestling match with Sonika Kaliraman only. He will try to get sympathy by saying "Main chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, bachcha hoon". But she will say "Balllmmmma" and beat him up. Everyday will be hell for Shakti.

All the women will make too much spicy food for Shakti. First he will complain but then he will have to eat only. He will make sad face and say "Zindagi ka mazaa to khatte main hain"

Bigg Boss will not give him hair dye in provisions only. Shakti will too much ask for dye but Bigg Boss will not give. Shakti's hairs will become white in 1 month. He will look like 100 years old.

He will go to confession room  and cry "Auuuu auuuuu auuuu Bigg Boss let me go" but Bigg Boss will put him in jail. At end of season, Shakti will be changed man. He will become shareef like Jugal Hansraj only. Bigg Boss will say that he has made most cheap guy shareef. TV Audience will also be happy.

Look forward to Bigg Boss 5,

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Delhi Boy

SAHIB, BIWI, GANGSTER AUR PYAR

There is too much happening in my life only. Like everybody know, I dont think too much about dating and all and focus on carrier carrier and carrier only. But something is happening in life right now which maybe like love.

So after meeting stretchmark girl Pooja, I go home. In the night she call me and say she love me from school days only. I think why so many girl love me only. I tell her I like her face too much but Im not into dating and all because Im working hard to be superstar. But she proposing me again n again so I say yes. Then she calling me for movie Sahib Biwi aur Gangster at DT Cinema Saket.

Im wearing tight t shirt (from Armani), faded jean (from Diesel) and shades (from Oakley). Im looking like John Abraham. I meet Pooja at Costa Coffee in DLF Place. She is wearing blue shorts and sleeveless yellow tshirt. She is looking like Parveen Babi (not fat one but thin one from Namak Halal movie). I look but I cant see any stretchmark. Im falling in love only.

In the movie hall, she hold my hand and press it. Im feeling too embarassing. Then she kiss me on cheek. Im feeling like love love love. After we go home, she call me again and we talking for 2 hours. We talk about so much things - best actors, fashion designer, cars, iphone and all.

Tomorrow morning we have plan of going in my Fortuner for long drive. Im thinking of going to Murthal on highway for paranthas. Murthal paranthas are too much wicked only.

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DelhiBoy

STRETCH MARKS IN COSTA COFFEE

Yesterday I and my freinds go hangout at Costa coffee at Green Park only. My freinds laugh so much when I tell them the tits for tats we did with Karol Bagh modeling guy. There we saw very pretty girl who look like we know her. Suddenly I remember she is Pooja from school only. She was fatty girl in school but now she is slim trim only. I tell my freinds that she has very nice face but they laugh and say that maybe she got too much stretch marks because of weight loss only. So I don't talk about her now.

Then I think about so much film stars who loose too much weight. Sonam Kapoor was so fatty. Sonakshi Sinha was like elephant only. Son of Shekhar Suman and Mithun were like hippopottymus before film launch. Even that faltu guy Jacky Bhagnani was like Bam Bam Bigelow only. I was thinking if they also have stretch mark on body. Stretch mark is sick thing. I like face of Pooja so much but when I think of her stretch mark, I feel too depress only

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Delhi Boy

DELHIBOY SAVED FROM CHEAP PEOPLE

It was too much stress day only. The model guy keep calling n asking for 50k. I say to him 'go to hell'. He say he will tag my pics on facebook and everybody will see. I get too much angry. I don't want all my freinds and so many girl freinds to see me in cheap underware pics.

So today morning I go with my freinds Bittoo Badmaash and Pappu Paaji to take care of this cheap guy. Bittoo Badmaash take gun with him. He put it on that guy head. He feel like piss only. He think we are aandu pandu but now he know we are king. Pappu Paaji brake his table and throw his chair. Complete office we make like stuff throw here there. Then we take camera with my pic and brake it only. We brake his computer also.

I say to my freinds 'Let's go'. But they very angry. Bittoo say he will take their photo only in underware like me. He take gun and tell them take out cloths. Both people say 'Sorry Sorry' but they have to take their cloths only. One person not wearing underware. We feel like vomit only. We tell him 'Wear towel'. Other person wearing too much cheap underware with rope like Shakti Kapoor in Raja Babu. I say 'U say u will make big underware ad and u wear no underware or cheapest underware'. I always wear desent underware like Calvin Kleen only.

I am so happy that I have freinds like brothers only. I am safe now.

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DelhiBoy Only