Saturday 8 October 2011

BIG LOOSERS OF BOLLYWOOD

Who are the three biggest loosers in Bollywood today? Which actor in Bollywood suck too much only? Which actor from Bollywood world take chance from full talent people like me? The answer is big three - Uday Chopra, Vivek Oberoi and Tushar Kapoor.

Chopra is too much great surname for Bollywood only. "Prem naam hain mera" Prem Chopra was great actor and villian. Yash Chopra is most best producer only. His son Aditya has affair with black beauty Rani Mukherjee only but he is good director. BR Chopra made one of Ramayana or Mahabharat I dont remember which one. Priyanka Chopra not paying much tax but she is superstar in female actress only. But with great Chopra surname, Uday Chopra is sucking too much. He made debut on Mohabbatein in year 2000 but he looks so much old then only. He look like freind of Amitabh and not student of SRK. But with approach of father n brother, he got filmfare nomination for best debut. He try so many different movie but all flop flop flop only. Then his father give him Dhoom. His face look like Ali mechanic only so audience like him. He has hit now. But everything else flop flop flop. He is too much looser only.

Second biggest looser is Vivek Oberoi. I dont know his spelling - he change it too much only. Sometimes Vivek, sometimes Viveek, sometimes Vivik Uberoi, or Viveik Ouburoy I dont know. It is too much confusing. I think astrologer making too much fool of him. He make debut in 2002 in RGV movie Company. It is too great role only. He get 2 filmfare award for that movie. Then he go crazy. He think he is Amitabh. His father was wheelpotter in Sharabi movie and his hand was cut. But he think myself superstar only. He give line to Ms India Aishwarya and manage to make freindship with her. But she is Sallu Bhai ex gf. Now Vivek and Sallu bhai have fight and everybody know who will win. Aishwarya also leave Vivek and success also leave. He say "Sorry Sorry" to Sallu bhai but Sallu never forgive anybody. Vivek also become big looser like Prince and Mission Istanbul only.

Last and biggest looser is lipstick man Tushar Kapoor. I think he is little boy only. He is son of watch seller Ravi Kapoor who become Jeetender because name Dharamder was already taken. He make debut in Mujhe kuch kehna hain in 2001. His father dance in white shoes and give him best male debut filmfare award. Tushar also dance too much and become Tusshar with astrologer help. But everybody know he is small boy in big boy world. He try many movie like Shart - the Challenge but can never give hit. His dialog delivery is too bad only. His father dance and say "dont talk in movie". So he become gunga in Golmaal. Like Uday has Dhoom, Tushar has Golmaal. Otherwise both have only family no talent.

I think these three shoud retire from bollywood and let talent like me become next superstar. They can come to Bigg Boss house and make controversy. Or they can spend time with two more looser of old generation - Sanjay Kapoor and Randhir Kapoor.










;-)

DelhiBoy

2 comments:

  1. Sirji Vivek is cool! He hasn't been getting a lot of breaks but come on.. loser toh nai hai! Guy learnt how to dance, worked with good directors. Baaki great post!

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  2. yaar ur rite.. vivek uberoi is not so big looser like tushar and uday c.. but tushar and uday c not putting line on priyanka chopra or katrina kaif.. at most they will go for prachi desai or tanisha types.. so vivek is also big looser for thinking he is aish level only..

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