WHY IS SHAKTI KAPOOR ONLY MALE IN BIGG BOSS 5

Shakti Kapoor is too much cheap guy only. The way he say auuuuu and lolitta is so low class. When he came to Bigg Boss house, Im thinking it will be too much funny seeing him in rope chaddis like Raja Babu. But then woman after woman after woman coming. Im waiting so much for man - so many people say Navjot Sidhu will come but he dont come. Only Shakti is coming. Im thinking why why why. He is such a cheap guy  man only. Where are other men? There are so many model and small actor who want to be part of Bigg Boss house. Why is Colors channel not getting them? Im not sleeping whole night thinking this.

I think this year Bigg Boss is different only. Colors know that normal Bigg Boss cannot get too much audience. This time they putting so many girl to seduce Shakti. Pooja Bedi, Pooja Mishra, Juhi Parmar, Vida, Mahak, Sonali Nagrani etc will wear revealing clothes only. The camera will focus on Shakti face. He will  say "Auuuuuu". He will look at Nihita, Charles Sobhraj wife, and say "Lolittttta".  It will too much fun to torture Shakti.

Then they will make everybody to sleep in same room. Shakti will not get sleep. In his sleep, he will try to hug girls. But when he wake up he will be hugging the half man half woman Laxmi Narain. He will get scared. He will say the dialgoue many actress have told Shakti "Mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do" Laxmi Narain will say the dialgoue Shakti told the actress "Tujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do main kya karoon"

Mandeep Bevli will interview him and humiliate him by calling him cheapest guy in history. Bigg Boss will make Shakti do item number dance with Shradha Sharma and Ragheswari will sing. He will have to do cat walk with Vida. He will have to act like snake and Gulabi Sapera will make him dance. He will tell Laxmi Narain "Aain teli tya maa mal dayi hain? nahin!! To fil taali tyon nahi bajati?"


He will have to get into wrestling match with Sonika Kaliraman only. He will try to get sympathy by saying "Main chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, bachcha hoon". But she will say "Balllmmmma" and beat him up. Everyday will be hell for Shakti.

All the women will make too much spicy food for Shakti. First he will complain but then he will have to eat only. He will make sad face and say "Zindagi ka mazaa to khatte main hain"

Bigg Boss will not give him hair dye in provisions only. Shakti will too much ask for dye but Bigg Boss will not give. Shakti's hairs will become white in 1 month. He will look like 100 years old.

He will go to confession room  and cry "Auuuu auuuuu auuuu Bigg Boss let me go" but Bigg Boss will put him in jail. At end of season, Shakti will be changed man. He will become shareef like Jugal Hansraj only. Bigg Boss will say that he has made most cheap guy shareef. TV Audience will also be happy.

Look forward to Bigg Boss 5,

;-)

Delhi Boy