STRETCH MARKS IN COSTA COFFEE

Yesterday I and my freinds go hangout at Costa coffee at Green Park only. My freinds laugh so much when I tell them the tits for tats we did with Karol Bagh modeling guy. There we saw very pretty girl who look like we know her. Suddenly I remember she is Pooja from school only. She was fatty girl in school but now she is slim trim only. I tell my freinds that she has very nice face but they laugh and say that maybe she got too much stretch marks because of weight loss only. So I don't talk about her now.

Then I think about so much film stars who loose too much weight. Sonam Kapoor was so fatty. Sonakshi Sinha was like elephant only. Son of Shekhar Suman and Mithun were like hippopottymus before film launch. Even that faltu guy Jacky Bhagnani was like Bam Bam Bigelow only. I was thinking if they also have stretch mark on body. Stretch mark is sick thing. I like face of Pooja so much but when I think of her stretch mark, I feel too depress only

:-(

Delhi Boy

DELHIBOY SAVED FROM CHEAP PEOPLE

It was too much stress day only. The model guy keep calling n asking for 50k. I say to him 'go to hell'. He say he will tag my pics on facebook and everybody will see. I get too much angry. I don't want all my freinds and so many girl freinds to see me in cheap underware pics.

So today morning I go with my freinds Bittoo Badmaash and Pappu Paaji to take care of this cheap guy. Bittoo Badmaash take gun with him. He put it on that guy head. He feel like piss only. He think we are aandu pandu but now he know we are king. Pappu Paaji brake his table and throw his chair. Complete office we make like stuff throw here there. Then we take camera with my pic and brake it only. We brake his computer also.

I say to my freinds 'Let's go'. But they very angry. Bittoo say he will take their photo only in underware like me. He take gun and tell them take out cloths. Both people say 'Sorry Sorry' but they have to take their cloths only. One person not wearing underware. We feel like vomit only. We tell him 'Wear towel'. Other person wearing too much cheap underware with rope like Shakti Kapoor in Raja Babu. I say 'U say u will make big underware ad and u wear no underware or cheapest underware'. I always wear desent underware like Calvin Kleen only.

I am so happy that I have freinds like brothers only. I am safe now.

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DelhiBoy Only

VIJAYA MODELING AGENCY - KAROL BAGH - BIG FRAUD

Today im very very pissed too much. Some people in Delhi have no desency and try to misuse the young people in glamour industry only. I get a call on my cell phone that  modeling agency has requirement for big advertisement and I should come to their office in Karol Bagh. I go there looking so good but they tell me ad is for underware only. I am not happy but they say every big bollywood hero do underware ad. Govinda, Akki, Sallu n all do underware ad and get many fans. They saying that this underware ad will make me star and show my body to whole world. I am stupid to agree only.

They ask me to wear too many different underware and give pose. 2 photographer keep click me. I wear underware of all color - white, red, blue, green, grey, black n all. Maybe they make 100 pics in different angles n poses.

After shoot, the main man comes and say I need to give 50000 Rs. I ask why. He said this is for my big break. I said 'Shut Up I dont want your break you are fraud. I know there is no underware ad. You are just trying to take money from me'. He say 'Get Out'. These people also take my cloths. I am wearing only underware. Thanks God I find my car key and Iphone. But I have to walk from their office to my car in underware only. All people look at me only. Children also laugh too much. I feel very sad. I feel very angry when I drive back to home.

Now I have so many different feeling - angry because they take my photo in underware and ask for money, sad because so many people laugh, scared because they can put my pics on youtube or flickr. Glamour industry has too many cheat people only

:-(

Delhi Boy

GREAT INDIAN VICTORY

I'm too sad after India team loss to England team. Yesterday I have a dream about cricket only. England make 300 batting first and India have to chase. India team is full of bollywood people and England team is normal. It is too great dream.

Sallu (Viru) and Aamir (Sachin) is opening batting. Sallu is Viru because of hard hitting and hair transplant. Aamir is evergreen chocolate boy like Tendulkar. Good start and Sallu hit three four off Broad. Then Broad hit Sallu with bouncer and Sallu hit on head. Sallu very angry and says that to crowd that he will hit next ball six. Crowd is happy. Aamir come to Sallu and say 'Aaila dont try to hit six - you will get out'. Sallu says 'Maine ek baar jo  committment kar di to main aapne aap ki bhi nahin sunta'. Broad bowl full toss and Sallu hit big six. Next ball Sallu is bowled but umpire give no ball. Sallu knows Indian umpire is cheating and says 'Mujhpe ek ehsaan karna ki mujhe koi ehsaan na karna' and walks off.

Next player is Devgun (Dravid) because of intensity only. He keeps defence all balls and Aamir says 'Aaila ek run to le'. Devgun looks and says 'Aisa hi hun main'. But it is good he is out soon because require run rate is increasing fast.

Next batsman is Emraan Hashmi (Kohli). Emraan Hashmi is Kohli because of too much kisses to Genelia Dsouza only. Emraan and Aamir have good running between wickets and India team 100 come up. One woman spectator come to pitch to shake hand with Aamir and Emraan but Emraan gets kissing her too long. Both team waiting for kiss finish but it taking too much time. Umpire call for drinks.

After drinks, Emraan get out and Shahid (Raina) come in. Shahid is Rania because of cute looks and thin body only. Camera show Vidya Balan cheering for Shahid from stand. She is wearing sari like Rekha. On 150 runs, Emraan also get out.

Next is Amitabh (Dhoni). Amitabh is Dhoni because of white hairs only. After small partnership there is caught behind appeal and umpire give Amitabh out. Amitabh looks at umpire and say 'Maine aaj tumse kuch nahin maanga lekin aaj mangta hun. Mera decision referal kar do'. The decision go to third umpire but it is given out. India in too much trouble now. 100 run to win in 9 over left.

Next is Sunny paaji wearing turban (Bhajji). Sunny  paaji is Bhajji because of punjabi nature only. Swann keep beating Sunny paaji with turn. Sunny paaji get very angry and say 'Balwant Rai ke kutttte' and hit big six. Now 40 runs required in 3 over. But Sunny paaji get out too.

Next is Fardeen Khan (Zaheer). Fardeen is Zaheer because of fat body only. Aamir and Zaheer try take quick single but Fardeen is out because of slow speed. Pieterson pull Fardeen cheeks when he going to pavillion. Indian team very angry with Pieterson.

Next batsman is Prabhudeva (Sreesanth). Prabhudeva is Sreesanth because of too much black  and good dancing only. Prabhudeva hit 3 four in 3 balls. Spectator play song 'Mukala Mukaba laila o laila' and Prabhu do too much good dance. Aamir also put his collar up and dance little bit. Now last 2 ball and 4 run to win. But Prabhudeva get too much excited and get caught. Last ball 4 run to win.

Ranveer Singh, with long hairs like Ishant, comes in. He is Ishant because both are cheap guys only. He has to face last ball and Aamir advising him. He tell Aamir 'Break pakode ki kasam I will win it'. Last ball everybody is too much tense only.

Ranveer Singh step out and hit big six. Crowd go crazy only. Indian team come out and start dancing. Sallu is moving his belt like dabbang style only. Devgun giving stare to English captain. Emraan start kissing spectator. Amitabh is wearing Shahenshah uniform.Prabhudeva doing brake dance. Sunny paaji is pulling out wicket like handpump only. Fardeen is pulling cheek of Pieterson.

It is great victory for team India,

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Delhi Boy

THANKS TOO MUCH TO GOD

Today me any my great buddy Bittoo Badmaash go for long drive on GT Road only. We have too much beer in car only and dance too much on highway. We go crazy on new song of Sweety Singh made by Akki. The words are too cool yaar.

Jit jaayiye kade na haare, jung vich jad jaande saare
Dushman te painde bhaare, khedan jad khed Punjabi
Jitiye jad baazi laayiye, aisi assi khed dikhaayiye
Singh'an di shaan vadhaayiye, khedan jad khed Punjabi

It means that Punjabis always win and noone can beat them. I thanks God too much that I am Punjabi only .I dont how I will live if I was Madrasi or Bengali, Gujarati, Bihari or Nepali. It is great charging feeling that I am born in best Punjabi life. But I love and respect everybody from all part of India and Nepal. They are all good from heart.

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Delhi Boy

BOMBAY CALLING DELHIBOY ONLY

Have u heard ad of hero motorcycle? its too good yaar.. the tune is catching also.. i keep singing in bathroom when having bath..hum main hain hero..ho ho..hum main hain hero..ho ho.. That sardajee person look like my great friend Pappu Paaji only.. it has too much deep meaning..

Im trying very hard to become big bollywood star only. I am gymming everyday for 2 hour. I have too much diet control  - I love butter chicken and butter nan  but have tandoori chicken only. I practise dialogue and kissing scene in front of mirror for one hour everyday. My karate and taekondo start soon. I want to be biggest superstar in whole bollywood. This is what I want to be

1. Cuts like Salman
2. Dancing like Hrithik
3. Kissing like Emraan
4. Comedy like Sanju baba
5. Stunt like Akki
6. Dialogue like Irfan Khan
7. Anger like Sunny Paaji
8. Personality like SRK
9. Cute like Shahid
10. Intensity like Ajay Devgun

Most important thing is first break. If you do small brother or son or reporter type role, everybody forget. U need big launch only. This is my list of first role I like and want

1. Langda tyagi
2. Chulbul Pande
3. Munnabhai
4. Bhiku Matre
5. Raj (of ddlj)
 6. Jai or Veeru (of sholay)
7. Damini lawyer
8. Vijay dinanath chauhan
9. Don character
10. Shahenshah

Everyday I close my room and practise so many dialogue. Some dialogue I am expert in now is

1. Balwant rai ke kutte
2. Naam vijay dinanath chauhan gaon mandwa
3. Mujhpe ek ehsaan karne ki mujhpe koi ehsaan na karna
4. Maine ek baar jo commitment kar di
5. Bade bade desh main chotti chotti baaten hoti rehti hain
6. Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin mamunkin hain
7. Mumbai ka king kaun bhiku mhatre
8. Yeh police station hain tumhare baap ka ghar nahin
9. Main tumhe marta rahunga aur judge order order karta rahega
10. Rishte main to hum tumhare baap lagte hain naam hain shahenshah

I think my dialogue delivery is too good only. K Jo, Adi - where are you?? I think I need to go to Bombay very soon - sabki chutti kar daalega yeh Dilli ka ladka!!

;-)

Delhi Boy

MY FUTURE CARRIER

Today I spend too much time on angry birds only. Yaar it is so addicting. Steve Jobs is too great man. I love too much my ipad 2. I hope Steve Jobs now make car only - icar - with white color and apple logo. I will be first person to buy it only.  But in India, resale of icar will be too bad because every year there will be icar2, icar3 n all only. Maybe China and Micromax will also copy then. And China will copy with dual fuel (petrol and deisil) like dual sim fone. And Micromax will copy with 30 day fuel charge..hahaha.. sometime my thought is too much wild yaar and im too much funny only.

On fm radio in evening, I hear song Papa Kehte hain from qsqt. Abeyaar im also thinking my future carrier only. Somebody my friend is property dealer, some is builder, some is trying politics, and I think I am too much different yaar. Today I tell u my five future carrier.

1. Bollywood Superstar - This is my favurite choice. I want to be like SRK, Sallu n all. I want working with Yash Raj Film and Dharma Production (Karan Johar). I want go filmfare award. Sometime I think I getting best newcomer award from Vidya Balan. I give too much great speech only and everybody stand up and clapping. Then I sit between Saif and Kareena and both kiss me on cheek. It is too great feeling.

2. Supermodel - This is second choice. Because of my body, I can be supermodel. I want be like Milind Soman and Arjun Rampal. Im want doing too much ramp show only with Rohit Bal, JJ Valaya, Ritu Beri, Sabyasachi n all. All top model r my freind only. My face expression is just too good for camera. I will do wardobe malfunction in some show so many TV channel will show me only.

3. TV Star  - This is third choice. I dont want be small tv actor but big superstar like Shekhar Suman and Ronit Roy only. I want my own show like Coffee with Karan. Maybe I can call 'Tikki with Vicky'..hahah..just kidding. Rendevous with Vicky or Chitchat with Vicky is better only. I will come in too many tv show but only as lead role not brother or son or something.

4. MTV VJ and Pop Star - I can do this before becoming star. First I will go for Roadies, then win it and then host Roadies with Rannvijay. After my audition, Raghu will tell to Rajiv and Ranvijay - ive never seen such person in history of roadies - he is going to be biggest star in history only. I will get immunity in all tasks. Noone can play mindgame with me. Then I will also make pop album with great punjabi songs.

5. F1 Champion - This is last option yaar . I am too much good driver only. One time I come from Karims Jama Masjid to GK in 12 minutes only at 1 o clock in night. I go from Delhi to Jaipur in less 4 hours. My top speed in fortuner is 160 and civic is 150. I know madras guy is already f1 but I join ferrari team only.

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Delhi Boy

I AM THE KHILADI

Today Im too much happy yaar..really too much. I dream that I have become big star and my first movie is releasing. And the movie is also too great - Im doing Akki role in Khiladiyon ka Khiladi. It is one of my favurite movie only.

It is just too good. Im going to US of A (in movie) and I meet Raveena Tondon on plane (she is still young only). Im doing too much comedy yaar. First she is angry then she starts love me only. Im going US of A to find my young brother who is lost. In my dream, the younger brother is Arbaaz Khan. I like him too much in Makhi role in Dabbang - it suits him only. In my dream, his name is Makhi only.

When I reach to US of A, I find that Makhi is kidnap by WWF wrestler Undertaker only. The boss of Undertaker is Maya. In my dream, it is not Rekha - it is Archana Puran Singh. She laugh too much but I think she is still very good in looks and figure. So I meet and romance her only. We will sing in bathroom 'In the Night No Control'. She expose too much. I expose also. My body looks great yaar.

Finally I have wrestling match with Undertaker. He do cheating and beat me too much. Then from audience, Dharam Paaji stand up and say Cmon Beta. I think maybe he is my coach or father. I get angry and beat Undertaker. Then Gulshan Grover come and kill Maya because she is good now. Dharam Paaji kill Gulshan Grover only.

In the end, I meet Makhi and we both hug only. Then I have marriage with Raveena Tondon and Makhi have marriage with his girlfriend only. In my dream, it is Kim Sharma.

Abeyaar it is such great dream. Im feeling so charged now. Im going to gym now only. Today is chest and trcieps day.

;-)

Delhi Boy

MOST BEST GROUP IN WORLD

Im getting so many comments and emails now after this blog. Some people saying im too great like maybe Anna Hazare and some people saying im too bad like maybe Suresh Kamari. But yaar im just next door boy only. I got email from readers asking more about my life n all. OK so I will tell all my blog freinds I will tell u about my best freinds only. We are group of five only. We like to chillax only and do too much fun yaar. Group of five is Bittoo Badmaash, Macho Montu, Chashmish Chikna, Pappu Paaji and me, your freind only, Vicky.

Bittoo Badmaash is the angry man of our group. He like too much fighting yaar. Everyday he beat up somebody only. He is too much abusing also yaar and also in Hindi. But he is too good from heart yaar. We sometime work out together only. But he drink and smoke too much only so his body not so good like mine. He speaks Haryanvi language like police cops and sometime drink with police only.

Macho Montu is too much womaniser only. Every time he have new girl freind. Last month, he have Madraasi gf also so I think maybe this Madrasan blogger cud be that girl. He is always wearing Tommy or Zara cloths. He is only in designer cloths yaar. Also Versace or Armani shades only. He is car freak like me. Every six month, he buy new car. Now he has Land Rover. I’m telling you yaar it is too cool.

Chashmish Chikna is specsy guy. In school, he study too much but get only 33 per cent only. But he is too white yaar. Like milk he is. His hairs on head is brown like foran people from UK, US n all. But he has no hairs on legs. Totally smooth yaar that’s y we call him Chikna.Now he is doing NIIT from South Ex branch only.

Pappu Paaji is our too great freind. He is sardarjee person and he is 3 year more old than us. But he fail 3 time in school so we were together in 10,11 and 12 class. Now he is working in his papaji’s service station. It is big service station for all imported car only. He is too cool but slightly healthy only. But he come to gym sometime only.

Myself u know is Vicky. But I will be honest to say my freinds call me Vicky Vela. Because Im always vela  to meet freinds and go to gym only. I have best body and face in our group.

All five of us have too much fun time yaar. We go to gk1 market before in Pappu Paaji’s open gypsy for geda. But it is too crowdy now. But still we always have enjoy only. Hope you like my freinds. Kyunki har ek freind zaroori hota hain.


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Delhi Boy

ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTIONS

I can't believe so much famous I have become in one day only. So many people call me email me asking my thoughts about so many things. Im only simple guy yaar - not big man. But I can try answer some of ur questions. In case you have other questions write only at delhiboyonly@yahoo.com and I will try answer. Or leave blog comment only. 2-3 girl ask for my fone number but sorry yaar, I cant give. I gave it to 1 girl but she was boy only and he abusing me too much on fone. Yaar chillax only. I dont like abusing only - just for fun not serious abusing yaar.

So u ask about Anna Hazare n my thought on it. I say it is good only yaar. He is old man and we should respect like grandfather and grandmother. He is not eating for so many days. But I dont know he is asking for bill. If u eat, then bill otherwise no bill yaar. It is simple. Kiran Bedi also supporting him. I like her Aap ki Kacheri.  I think it is best if she call him on Aap ki Kacheri and sort out misunderstanding. After her decision, he can eat only. Also Arvind Kumar is supporting them. I dont know much about him - I think he is good man only. So many people go to ground to support them. It is good for India only I think.

So many people also ask for why India not doing good in English. It is so simple yaar. I think because of pitch. This English people make pitch for fast bowler only. So Indian batsman cannot make run. Then we dont have good fast bowlers. Dhoni tell Praveen Kumar to run fast and show he is fast bowler. First English people get confuse. So Praveen Kumar take many wicket. But then their coach tell him he is spinner just running like fast bowler. So they understand and hit him too much only. Also Viru has gone for shoulder operation. If Viru play, then he hit 300 and India win. He is from Delhi only.

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Delhi Boy

TEN THINGS U WANT TO KNOW ABOUT DELHI BOY

From morning, my freinds is calling calling saying Vicky yaar, you write so good reply to Madrasan. I am happy that everybody like my writing but many people feeling that Delhiboy only is just timepass and writing only bad things. No it is not that. I am decenet boy from decenet family only. So i will tell u ten things about me

1) I was good student. Madrasan n all feel that punjabi boys are sick in students. But I have always pass my class in first attempt only. I never fail or repeat class. In 11 class, I get only 5 in accounts in half yearly but I pass in final and go to 12 class.

2) People feel that I am doing correspondance because I dont get regular college. It is bull shit yaar. If I want I can easily put approach to go any college but I like correspondance only.

3) My good body is not becos steroids. Bull shit people think like that yaar. I go to gym and only take legal suppelment only.

4) I dont like smoking drinking. No man. It is wrong. I only like three thing - making body, making body, making body. I never touch smoking. Sometimes have beer n all but even Madrasan girl will have.

5) I dont spend too much money. My mom dad say enjoy son. But I say I will enjoy only when I become supermodel. My pocket is only 40000 per month and so much I give for petrol for fortuner, gym membership, suppelment and trainer fees so I dont waste money.

6) One day I will be superstar of India. My favurite is Sallu, Sunny paaji, Akki, SRK and Sanju baba. Both Akki and SRK are from Delhi only. I dont like Aamir too much. His movies too much serious. I like fun only yaar.

7) Im not womanising. I know I get many chance in gym and in mall n all. But I say to myself Vicky yaar only carrier now - you have to be superstar - later yaar womanising only.

8) Madrasan girl n all think that Delhi boys like too much abusing n all. No man. I dont like. Only 2 rs. people say hindi abusing. Sometimes I say english abusing but in fun only yaar (and only with freinds)

9) I like too much magazines. I read so many - Autoindia, filmfare, cine blitz, n so many more. I am so much reader yaar.

10) I like only iphone. So many people say buy only blackberry yaar. It is too cool. Iphone is old only. They say use bbm yaar. It is too cool. But I think iphone is best. I read interviews of Steve Jobs. He is person behind Iphone. He make it himself. I  like touchscreen of Iphone only.

Now you know I am good guy who love family, friends and fun only and not some cheapster guy yaar

;-)

Delhi Boy

OPEN LETTER TO A DELHI BOY (BY MADRASAN) - RESPONSE (BY DELHIBOY ONLY)

Madrasan girl,

I am pure born n brought up Delhi boy and I am very hurting reading your letter (http://raagshahana.blogspot.com/2011/09/open-letter-to-delhi-boy.html) . You have some misunderstanding I think. We are not like that. We just like to chill. People from Madras and all are too much serious only. Abeyaar chillax.

What is wrong in driving SUV? U know, there is four month waiting for Fortuner. It is great car – even better than my old Civic. Its not for what you think yaar, not for pataoing girls n all, im a car freak. I have need for speed.

And about complexion, It don’t matter if youre black or white. Aishwarya and jaya lalitha (CM of Madras) are so white like us. So its cool. You can be black but don’t be complexed about this yaar. I hate this fair n lovely n all. Just be comfortable yaar. So many rappers people are black, more black than you, but they don’t use fair n lovely or fair n handsome. They are cool like this only.

I think you don’t like Punjabi accent. Me too – I don’t like. But it is only in West Delhi people – like pappes of Punjabi Bagh and Rajouri and all. Im South Delhite and we don’t have Punjabi accent at all. Many my relative live in UK, US, Dubai and all.. Next year, im going to my mamaji’s place in US of A. I know I can speak good American accent also. Also don’t mind but some Southies have very bad accent – they say emm ehh or something.  I know it is because of voice problem or something and they are good from heart.

And what abt this you say Punjab male ego? No man.. we are very chilled people yaar. My cousin brother wife wears bikini n all when she go abroad. My dadaji dadiji are cool with it. We respect women too much. For Rakhi, I gave my sis 25 grand –  money is for spending only, yaar.

You think that  you madrassis n bengalis n all all are intelligent only. No yaar, not true. So many my cousins and colony people study in DU. And one guy (specsy) is doing engineering from IP university. My mom dad also tell me to join regular college for good college experience but yaar, I know my carier is modelling only. So im working very hard to build good body. Too much competition in this field but my bhuaji knows some big fashion designers so I hope I get break. Maybe I also try for Roadies or Splitsvilla – both my favurite shows – but Raghu takes too much in the audition round yaar.

First I read your letter I feel angry but then I feel that this girl maybe have some bad experience with some Rajouri guys. Come to GK side yaar – we are cool – hangout at Costa or at pubs and all. I know madrassis get angry like Sreesanth but it is not good. He is in and out of team. Be cool like Dhoni . He is always captain only yaar,

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Delhi Boy