OPEN LETTER TO A DELHI BOY (BY MADRASAN) - RESPONSE (BY DELHIBOY ONLY)

Madrasan girl,

I am pure born n brought up Delhi boy and I am very hurting reading your letter (http://raagshahana.blogspot.com/2011/09/open-letter-to-delhi-boy.html) . You have some misunderstanding I think. We are not like that. We just like to chill. People from Madras and all are too much serious only. Abeyaar chillax.

What is wrong in driving SUV? U know, there is four month waiting for Fortuner. It is great car – even better than my old Civic. Its not for what you think yaar, not for pataoing girls n all, im a car freak. I have need for speed.

And about complexion, It don’t matter if youre black or white. Aishwarya and jaya lalitha (CM of Madras) are so white like us. So its cool. You can be black but don’t be complexed about this yaar. I hate this fair n lovely n all. Just be comfortable yaar. So many rappers people are black, more black than you, but they don’t use fair n lovely or fair n handsome. They are cool like this only.

I think you don’t like Punjabi accent. Me too – I don’t like. But it is only in West Delhi people – like pappes of Punjabi Bagh and Rajouri and all. Im South Delhite and we don’t have Punjabi accent at all. Many my relative live in UK, US, Dubai and all.. Next year, im going to my mamaji’s place in US of A. I know I can speak good American accent also. Also don’t mind but some Southies have very bad accent – they say emm ehh or something.  I know it is because of voice problem or something and they are good from heart.

And what abt this you say Punjab male ego? No man.. we are very chilled people yaar. My cousin brother wife wears bikini n all when she go abroad. My dadaji dadiji are cool with it. We respect women too much. For Rakhi, I gave my sis 25 grand –  money is for spending only, yaar.

You think that  you madrassis n bengalis n all all are intelligent only. No yaar, not true. So many my cousins and colony people study in DU. And one guy (specsy) is doing engineering from IP university. My mom dad also tell me to join regular college for good college experience but yaar, I know my carier is modelling only. So im working very hard to build good body. Too much competition in this field but my bhuaji knows some big fashion designers so I hope I get break. Maybe I also try for Roadies or Splitsvilla – both my favurite shows – but Raghu takes too much in the audition round yaar.

First I read your letter I feel angry but then I feel that this girl maybe have some bad experience with some Rajouri guys. Come to GK side yaar – we are cool – hangout at Costa or at pubs and all. I know madrassis get angry like Sreesanth but it is not good. He is in and out of team. Be cool like Dhoni . He is always captain only yaar,

;-)

Delhi Boy