GREAT INDIAN VICTORY

I'm too sad after India team loss to England team. Yesterday I have a dream about cricket only. England make 300 batting first and India have to chase. India team is full of bollywood people and England team is normal. It is too great dream.

Sallu (Viru) and Aamir (Sachin) is opening batting. Sallu is Viru because of hard hitting and hair transplant. Aamir is evergreen chocolate boy like Tendulkar. Good start and Sallu hit three four off Broad. Then Broad hit Sallu with bouncer and Sallu hit on head. Sallu very angry and says that to crowd that he will hit next ball six. Crowd is happy. Aamir come to Sallu and say 'Aaila dont try to hit six - you will get out'. Sallu says 'Maine ek baar jo  committment kar di to main aapne aap ki bhi nahin sunta'. Broad bowl full toss and Sallu hit big six. Next ball Sallu is bowled but umpire give no ball. Sallu knows Indian umpire is cheating and says 'Mujhpe ek ehsaan karna ki mujhe koi ehsaan na karna' and walks off.

Next player is Devgun (Dravid) because of intensity only. He keeps defence all balls and Aamir says 'Aaila ek run to le'. Devgun looks and says 'Aisa hi hun main'. But it is good he is out soon because require run rate is increasing fast.

Next batsman is Emraan Hashmi (Kohli). Emraan Hashmi is Kohli because of too much kisses to Genelia Dsouza only. Emraan and Aamir have good running between wickets and India team 100 come up. One woman spectator come to pitch to shake hand with Aamir and Emraan but Emraan gets kissing her too long. Both team waiting for kiss finish but it taking too much time. Umpire call for drinks.

After drinks, Emraan get out and Shahid (Raina) come in. Shahid is Rania because of cute looks and thin body only. Camera show Vidya Balan cheering for Shahid from stand. She is wearing sari like Rekha. On 150 runs, Emraan also get out.

Next is Amitabh (Dhoni). Amitabh is Dhoni because of white hairs only. After small partnership there is caught behind appeal and umpire give Amitabh out. Amitabh looks at umpire and say 'Maine aaj tumse kuch nahin maanga lekin aaj mangta hun. Mera decision referal kar do'. The decision go to third umpire but it is given out. India in too much trouble now. 100 run to win in 9 over left.

Next is Sunny paaji wearing turban (Bhajji). Sunny  paaji is Bhajji because of punjabi nature only. Swann keep beating Sunny paaji with turn. Sunny paaji get very angry and say 'Balwant Rai ke kutttte' and hit big six. Now 40 runs required in 3 over. But Sunny paaji get out too.

Next is Fardeen Khan (Zaheer). Fardeen is Zaheer because of fat body only. Aamir and Zaheer try take quick single but Fardeen is out because of slow speed. Pieterson pull Fardeen cheeks when he going to pavillion. Indian team very angry with Pieterson.

Next batsman is Prabhudeva (Sreesanth). Prabhudeva is Sreesanth because of too much black  and good dancing only. Prabhudeva hit 3 four in 3 balls. Spectator play song 'Mukala Mukaba laila o laila' and Prabhu do too much good dance. Aamir also put his collar up and dance little bit. Now last 2 ball and 4 run to win. But Prabhudeva get too much excited and get caught. Last ball 4 run to win.

Ranveer Singh, with long hairs like Ishant, comes in. He is Ishant because both are cheap guys only. He has to face last ball and Aamir advising him. He tell Aamir 'Break pakode ki kasam I will win it'. Last ball everybody is too much tense only.

Ranveer Singh step out and hit big six. Crowd go crazy only. Indian team come out and start dancing. Sallu is moving his belt like dabbang style only. Devgun giving stare to English captain. Emraan start kissing spectator. Amitabh is wearing Shahenshah uniform.Prabhudeva doing brake dance. Sunny paaji is pulling out wicket like handpump only. Fardeen is pulling cheek of Pieterson.

It is great victory for team India,

;-)

Delhi Boy